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Please take this seriously!!! This is not a joke!

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OK, here it goes...... Please take this seriously. This is not meant to be a joke. This morning on a teal hunt, right after I finished setting up, when it was still dark, I had the feeling of a number two in my stomach and it was about to happen. So, I went. When day light came and in route to pick up some dead birds, I noticed corn floating where I did my business. In the event that a game warden would have came by, could I have gotten a ticket for hunting over bait? Again, this is not meant to be a joke. I just want to know what yall think.
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i hear ya when the number 2 hit no stopping it.. but seriously no matter who put the bait there even if you dont know it is there your still consitered hunting over bait.. i know it sucks but its the truth
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your trying to say you sh-t the corn or what--HeHeHe-that would be a good one!!!!!
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   BUDFISH
It can happen, and it would more than likely be considered baiting! I never thought of that but NO CORN FOR SUPPPER BEFORE DUCK HUNTING!!
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now thats some funny stuff... i'm sorry man. i know your serious but phew... that's funny haaaaa haaaaaa... just don't eat corn for a couple days before you go hunting i guess.. ... thats pretty good man..
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   7mmSAUM
Yea, this is all business....pardon the expression. Seriously, I never thought of it, but no eating corn a couple days before hunting.
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But I would have given 1000 to see the look on a warden's face and your if he did pull up to you when you noticed the corn. Glad you made it thru

Sorry
Sl
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   remford
just tell the gw it's fake, plastic, decoy corn and to check it out. i'm sure he'll pick it up, smoosh it in his fingers and give it a good whiff. i'm sure that will keep you laughing the whole time he's writing you up.
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   RES
It all depens if was cream style or whole hole crennel
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That is one of the funniest posts of all time on this forum!
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   caintigo
great excuse , but i dont think it would hold up in a court of law.
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Technically, he has to collect the evidence, and if he was charging me with that, you bet your sweet butt I would make him collect the evidence!
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well if the ducks wanted that corn now you know ducks will eat some stinky sh!ty corn.. haha
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   wetback
You could also be cited for:

Unlawful discharge of sewage into waterways.

Littering, assuming you used but didnt carry out toilet paper.

You think about these things too much you gonna go crazy. Just hunt.

Rememebr that bait in the field is only a presumption it was put there to bait game and that you knew that. If you can prove it wasnt there to bait you are ok. and since you were no longer FOS you might have been believed.
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all of the comments on this post are hilarious. That is exactly why I love this site.

I am not sure what I would recommend in your case because i don't hunt. It really sounds like a sh#$y I mean "sticky" situation. I hope everything "comes out alright"
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If that were to happen, try telling the Game Warden that you are just "chumming for Carp"....you should be "good to go.." Literally..!!
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   boo
hey--thats a good one!!! and a ufo just landed too--- NOW PUT THE CUFFS ON!!!!!!!!
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   davidb
"It was a corn-eatin' sasquatch Your Honor, I swear!" $500!...next case...
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   Aaron C
We need to look into this, it might be the same for deer, what if you take a dump in the woods and your stool has corn in it? A deer eats it and you kill it?
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   southnboy
Bait is of Raw and undigested physical consideration.
Throwing a box of corn flakes in the water while on a rig normally will produce bait fish while Puking cornflakes typically only causes other dudes to puke.
Now if you ate so much corn that it would be noticed by a warden you may be part (ra)COON. If you crapped so much Corn Teal are eating the corn we have a serious problem with our Rice Crop. I have heard of some dogs being $h8T eaters but Teal!! WOW.. Corn is worst than a one night stand. You can always count on seeing it again in the morning.

May I advise More tatters at dinner, less corn, a thicker ROUX and no matter the amount of JD or Cold beer the night before or coffee in the morning. You can feel like you are giving BIRTH to a Flaming Porky Pine and a Honey Bun will fix you RIGHT UP..
A Honey Bun a Day keeps the Drizzles AWAY!!!!!!!!

I say WE FIGHT. If Gastric Bile has touched the Corn from one's own stomach and has been ejected from the neck or the "Brown Eye" it should not be considered bait.
Eat More Corn... Drink more coffee..
southnboy
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   REBBEER
This reminds me of my days at LSU. My roomate and I came up with the Law of Conservation of Corn,while we were belly up at the bar at the Happy Note Lounge on Florida Blvd. Jack had just served us I believe it was our 9th or 10th crown of the night. It goes like this: Corn can neither be created nor destroyed by the human body, one can only change it's direction.
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That is awsome, this is halarious. Its hard to take you serious man. but i will give you the benefit of the doubt. Just if you dont mind could you post where you were hunting. I want make sure i dont hunt that area. I dont want any of those sh#$t eating ducks. Haa Haa. Just kidding man.
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If you get charged, I would simply tell the Judge one simple thing.......Your Honor I feel like "thats bull$*!% man"
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   swampwood
Believe you'd be in for that Dual Violation; Baitin & Polutin, HEEE HEEEEE!!!!

Know your serious, but sure got everybody enjoying it!
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If it was Mexicorn you might could try to ask for amnesty!! LMAO
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Now that is some funny @#$T. But you are problably right would have got a ticket.LMAO
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   SMOKEM
That's hilarious. The only question I have is. That doesn't look like teal in your pic.
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   derekf16
No lie, that's funny as hell. I do have the same question. What kind of ducks do you have there? You may have gotten a ticket for something else.
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   big steve
"Now that, there's funny, I don't care who you are"!!! Haven't laughed that much on this site in a while. Thanks for breaking the monotony and the solemn tone. Wouldn't worry about it to much though. I don't think in your case that a Game Warden is gonna' collect the evidence.
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   7mmSAUM
Thats all blue wings and one green wing. To all who wanted to know where I hunt, I hunt on my lease.
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Ray Charles could tell that that is TEAL!!!
Ya'll need to go back to school.
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   Camp Dog
A smart Judge would say Jimmy Crap Corn and I don't care!!
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This is the first time i have laughed out loud while reading post on this site. Thanks.
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   Big A
Seems like you have a little problem picking out the teal. I see a few greys in there. Man you're lucky!
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   7mmSAUM
Dude, get a life....All teal as I described earlier. Look at the wings and feet. Remember....it is early......NO PLUMAGE YET!!!!!! I'm sorry if you are jealous and can't kill birds. Hang in there. Maybe one day you will learn how to hunt.
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Man you don't know what you are talking about. If you are talking about the white breast, that is a GW teal. Other than that I don't know why you would be confused

Nice hunt chackbay
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   Reeshard
Don't ever eat corn before a duck hunt, eat peanuts.
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