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Garfield on the oil crisis

A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington , DC!!!

Any Questions???
NO? Didn't think So.

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yep ...the dip stick is in washington but why is it that not everyone needs to contribute when this is a national problem....how about calif. and alaska...and even fla....why ???why???why???
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   LaAngler
they making too much money right now, time to stage an uprising and take back our country, it's getting bad now.
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   CaptJS
Your vote is the the only answer to the problem. Our new governor did not sign many bills so they became law. Now he can say I did not sign them so don't blame me. Story in BR paper.
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...more things change...the more they stay the same ???...if you took and changed only the date on top of a newspaper...say from 1894 ???...without useing proper names or places...reprinted only human situations,greed and comedy...threw it out on a route ???...the mumble'n would still be the same ???...some idiot's would never know the difference ???...UGH ???
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