February 19, 2009 at 12:16am
I tried. I really did try to let go and move on with my life, but i just can't. Sleep has evaded me the past few nights as I lie awake haunted by the thought that I actually had to set out my own decoys on my "guided" hunt with this one they call Dave. I find myself grinding my teeth to the point of fracture as i recall the fact that we hunted 1 of 2 rag spreads on a single farm. TWO RAG SPREADS ON ONE FARM!!!! As I type, my forehead veins buldge to the brink of personal disaster; as all i can think of is our genius guide commenting on how the birds keep going to the other, unhunted, rag spread. At this point i have lost all bladder and bowel control as I hear Magoo say " Gosh, guess we gonna have to move that other spread over here because we have a big group of sports hunting tomorrow. After all, when it comes to hunting snows... quantity of decoys is key." Really???!!! You sorry excuse for a professional!! Were we not worthy of all ur decoys? Our money not green enough? I hope the Better Business Bureau has more mercy on your pitiful organization than I have, because I promise I have filed a detailed report. Thanks Dave.