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CHEATING WIFE

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So lately my wife has been working a lot of late shifts and the past couple of months she's been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind as it saves gas and in case she has car trouble or somthing like that, but it seems like they've become a little bit more than friends. You know....the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work and talking about him all the time...then abruptly stops leaving an uncomfortable silence.
If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for about 20 minutes.

I asked her once what they were doing and she said, "Just talking". Whatever!

So, last night I decided to see what's really going on out there. So, I leave the garage door open and turn all the lights off. I go out in the garage and wait. In a few minuts his car pulls into my driveway and as I'm hiding behind some of my hunting stuff the headlights shine through my garage and I see something that I just can't believe.

The string, on my bow is fraying! Not real bad, but enough. How long should I let it go before I replace it?

Good hunting,
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   beezy-b
well in sorry about your situation but mann you acnt end the story like that!!! WHAT HAPPENED?
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very funny
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change the bow string, practice, practice, man u r warped, let her have it all while your away hunting with your new bow string
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   jhunter
MY SON AND I WERE READING THIS IT WA JUST LIKE AS THE WORLD TURNS FREAKING FUNNNNNY.

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   iron man
well if you paid her more attention, you wouldnt have these problems.....(the bow)
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first off you defiantly need to get that bow fixed.g Bow season is just right around the corner. alright enough of that. what did you over hear in there engaged convo? What did you do about this car pooling dip $hit?
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Well your just gonna have to swap her out for a new one, and I wouldnt wait too long because the longer you wait the worse it gets. Heaven forbid you let it get too bad, because she just might give up on you at the worse time.

Idk what to tell you to do with the wife though...
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   chefronT
First off you need to bust his A$$, then depending on how she has been in the past be ready to throw her chit out in the street. May I suggest a good ole fashioned punch to his throat. It don't matter his size cause if you take his air he can't fight. You better than me cause I probably would have shot the MOFO but an A$$ whippin is definitely in order. In fact maybe you should be cool and have her invite him over for a BBQ. Don't lose your cool until he's in striking distance so that he won't even know its coming! Then let him see the special man and let him have it! Remember street fights ain't fair, he's definitely got it comming so give it to him!
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   douger
Well, the old one is all worn out anyway. If you were lucky, you should have shot your wad many of times and got your use out of it. Just get a new one and call it a day. You might as well replace your bow string while your at it.
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I'm not sure which is funner, the story itself or all the people that didn't get it.
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   Primo91
Replace sounds like a good idea. U never know. The neighbor or family members could have been using it also. No getting back to your bow. Yea u should replace that also haha
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   hooked1
Sounds to me like someone wasn't WAXING it like they were supposed to, but enough about the wife.....hope you're ready for bow season, it's gonna be a good one now that the house is quiet. I'd move my hunting gear to the bed room.
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im confused. people like me dont understand this,
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   Andy 35
well i hope you change it.. i'd go ahead and change your whisker bisket too.. as far as him i'd tack the driveway so when he comes in he's gonna have a long night tryin to replace 4 tires on his way home. The next morning cleanup the rest of the tacks .. then go to work and try to have a good day. If it keeps going on i'd put all her crap out in the driveway and close the garage door and lockup the house..let her figure out what the hell to do from there. Goodluck
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   SHORT-MAG
Put an arrow on it and shoot her first- between the eyes! If the string don't break when he gets out the car to check on her shoot him in the nutz! If it still doesn't break, give it a good waxing and bring all your huntin chit in the house. Donate her stuff to waste managemet and fill her closet with the huntin chit HA HA!
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you're not waxing enough man....wax!wax!
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   moe1967
LOL.

Had to read it twice. Don't know which is funnier, the story or the people who don't catch on.

Good Stuff
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That is funny, I dont care who you are.
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Good job Kory. You 'Punked' me real good. I'm sitting here thinking to myself," this poor guy, has no one to turn to but a bunch of strangers on a sportsman forum". I'm even having anger and hatred for the car poole guy. Then all of a sudden, you dropped the hammer on me. Funny story...
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   BIRD DOG
Here I was gettin mad as hell and wandering how stupid could you be for allowing it in the first place!lmao That aint even right,but funny as hell.
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When we pulled into the driveway and my headlights shined in I wanted to tell you about that frayed bow string, but didn't know how to approach you with it. Sorry for your loss, I know how hard it is to find a good bow string.
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   chefronT
Dude I read that post last night before I left work and I guess I missed the bowstring part because I was all worked up thinking of stuff you could do to that MOFO to teach him a lesson and it was a joke? Dude that ain't right that was on my mind for hours I really felt bad for you, I guess I should have read it more carefully but that just aint right koryd33!
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   koryd33
I thought is was funny to thats why i put it on here.But yall comments are funnier.

Chefron T You are hilarious!!!
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You can go ahead and throw me in the livewell. You hooked me and played me all the way to the boat, A-hole. Great stuff
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what kinda bow?
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good one cuzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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I thought you should have gone out and thank him, he got rid of two big problems before the season started. ( good one 33 )
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You big dummy....sleep with the bow and put HER in the garage! That way you can keep a better eye on the string. Ha.
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this is the funny one, the FIRST time
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Seein as how bow season has started I sure hope he took care of that string Id hate to see it pop on him. Friend of mine had a string pop on him 3 years ago and now has no feeling on the right side of his face. The story really had me goin!
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I bet if you wait in the same place same time tomorrow you can fix all three problems. Check your string by knocking an arrow, pull it back, and shoot her in the head and him in the pecker. I bet you could do it with one arrow!!!!
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   LSU1AGAIN
Man you had me hooked...hilarious.
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   timo85
I asked my wife what she would do if I won the lotto? She said "I'd take half and leave your a$$". I said "good, I won $12 here is $6 now pack your $h!% and leave"!
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Timo, That's some funny stuff right there!
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